EMINEM
      Альбом: The Slim Shady 
           My name is.
  Hi my name is (what) my name is (who)
  My name is (Slim Shady)
  Hi my name is (huh) my name is (what)
  My name is (Slim Shady) uh uh
  Hi my name is (what)
  (Excuse me) my name is (who)
  My name is (Slim Shady)
  (Can I have the attention of the class)
  Hi My name is (huh) my name is (for one second) (what)
  My name is (Slim Shady)
  
  Hi kids do you like violence (yeah yeah yeah)
  Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids (uh huh)
  Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (yeah yeah)
  Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is (huh)
  My brain's dead weight I'm tryin' to get my head straight
  But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate (um)
  Dr Dre said "Slim Shady you a basehead" (uh-uh)
  "Then why's ya face red man you wasted"
  Well since age 12 I've felt like I'm someone else
  'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt (agh)
  Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
  And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross (ah)
  I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
  Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast (woh)
  Come here slut (Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog)
  I don't give a fuck God sent me to piss the world off

  CHORUS:
  Hi my name is (what) my name is (who)
  My name is (Slim Shady)
  Hi my name is (huh) my name is (what)
  My name is (Slim Shady)

                                     CHORUS.

  My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (shhh)
  Thanks a lot next semester I'll be 35
  I smacked him in his face with an eraser
  Chased him with a stapler stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (ow)
  Walked in a strip club had my jacket zipped up
  Flashed the bartender and stuck my dick in the tip cup
  Extraterrestrial running over pedestrians
  In a space ship while they're screamin' at me "Let's just be friends"
  99 percent of my life I was lied to
  I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (damn)
  I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
  Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (oh thank you)
  You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
  To try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (ah ah ah ah)
  This guy in White Castle asked for my autograph
  (Dude can I get your autograph)
  So I signed it "Dear Dave thanks for the support asshole"

                                     CHORUS.

  Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away (get him)
  Dr Dre don't just stand there operate
  I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die (fuck that)
  I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (oh yo)
  Am I comin' or goin' I can barely decide
  I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive (go ahead)
  All my life I was very deprived
  I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide (whoops)
  Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
  I spit when I talk I fuck anything that walks (come here)
  When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
  How you gonna breast feed me mom you ain't got no tits (wah wah)
  I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
  With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (bang)
  I'm steamin' mad (argh) and by the way when you see my dad (yeah)
  Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

                                     CHORUS.